You can watch the whole movie on youtube in parts.
30 October 2008
Classic material
Master P's first movie was supposed to be serious. but it was fuccing hilarious. it's weird tho now after the flood it kinda hurts to watch. hmm.
santastic!!
So while ya'll was on that bAPE i was fuccin with this. Santastic is a clothing line from japan designed by manga artist Santa Inoue. His comic Tokyo Tribes (1,2 and 3) are about negroish looking japanese youth from around tokyo in various crews and gangs called tribes and their trials and tribulations!!SARU 4 life!!!!
his clothes are fun loving and comfortable with none of the current hipster arrogance and self importance.
Barbarians!!!!!!
hey ya'll i'm bacc!!
What is a blog. a blog is carefully crafted window into the very soul of the blogger. and my soul is most ferocious. i am a mighty man given to gigantic mirths and melencholies. and i shall stride the nations of this world beneath my be nike'd feet!!!
and as fitting a a destiny as titanic and bloodsoaked as my own. i welcome you to my favorite babarian movies.
starting with
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
this 1982 masterpeice of of american cinema begats the legend of conan the greatest barbarian of all time. from humble beginings as a blacksmiths child to warrior slave and finnally the ravager of organised religion it's GREAT!!
some miscastings of course the thulsa doom (expertly played by James earl jones) was less like his litarary charchter and more like conans arch nemisi thoth amon. altho this doesn't matter cuz C the B delivers where it counts. in crazy sets and sword play.
CONAN THE DESTROYER
this movie did the most to make white people scared of black people cuz grace jones is terrifying. I'm sure there are special wards in hospitals for men who found the very idea of there manhood evaporating in the face of the fierce yet exceedingly feminine Zula. i was a lil scared but i clung to the hope that a sence of racial pride would stay her hand from slaying me.... I was wrong. and now I'm dead.
RED SONYA
This is a sturing polotical passion play about a young midwestern girl who slowly uncovers the inherent injustice of american society and turns to a life long communist. sike. thisis about a girl in a battle bikini killing people with a large sword. Another Un man maker. i mean if the sword is just a projection of our male libido what does it mean that we ENJOY watching a half naked woman shiv men to death. You can almost hear her whispering mines bigger than yours during the fight scenes. proly in an attempt to keep our ego's and self image from complete destruction the govanator is in this one as Lord Kalidor to help her out. I know what your thinking but no Conan is not in this movie. And i could proly spend hours decontructing the whole no man may have me unless the defeat me thing, but i wont instead i will take an ath that no woman may have me unless they beat me in combat !! 9 also it was funny watchin her and arold try and speak english heehee)
there's a new one comin too checc out this poster
BEAST MASTER
acid winged naked people CRAZY. this is a sukky movie but in a good way. It's soo damn intertaining i cant stand it. I mean living in the northwest you see weird white people trying to talk to animals all the time. white people crak me up. you created some of the most anti-nature cultures in the world shoved them on us with colonialism (calling us primitive the whole time for revering nature) and then went bacc to granola and made beast master.....wait thats not funny.
don't really watch this you tube video but in the first minute you can tell the damage to our society that happens when we suppress the homosexual urges present in some men. Instead of meeting a guy and engaging in a healthy loving relation ship the guy who made this spent years suffering alone in anguish untill he released this poorly masked man on man porn on the world. The acting is actually better in porn.
KRULL
yea the greastest use of a shuriken in a movie with no ninjas award goes to this film. the beast the slayers, ergo the magnificent and that ill scream dying bad guys make. SWEET. the best is the wedding cermony. i wish my cermony was like that then i'd set fire to all the guest i aint like but had to invite anyway cuz they're friends of my parents.
and last.
i was drawn to this by the youtube description.
a 10 year old boy declares war on the world.
yes
What is a blog. a blog is carefully crafted window into the very soul of the blogger. and my soul is most ferocious. i am a mighty man given to gigantic mirths and melencholies. and i shall stride the nations of this world beneath my be nike'd feet!!!
and as fitting a a destiny as titanic and bloodsoaked as my own. i welcome you to my favorite babarian movies.
starting with
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
this 1982 masterpeice of of american cinema begats the legend of conan the greatest barbarian of all time. from humble beginings as a blacksmiths child to warrior slave and finnally the ravager of organised religion it's GREAT!!
some miscastings of course the thulsa doom (expertly played by James earl jones) was less like his litarary charchter and more like conans arch nemisi thoth amon. altho this doesn't matter cuz C the B delivers where it counts. in crazy sets and sword play.
CONAN THE DESTROYER
this movie did the most to make white people scared of black people cuz grace jones is terrifying. I'm sure there are special wards in hospitals for men who found the very idea of there manhood evaporating in the face of the fierce yet exceedingly feminine Zula. i was a lil scared but i clung to the hope that a sence of racial pride would stay her hand from slaying me.... I was wrong. and now I'm dead.
RED SONYA
This is a sturing polotical passion play about a young midwestern girl who slowly uncovers the inherent injustice of american society and turns to a life long communist. sike. thisis about a girl in a battle bikini killing people with a large sword. Another Un man maker. i mean if the sword is just a projection of our male libido what does it mean that we ENJOY watching a half naked woman shiv men to death. You can almost hear her whispering mines bigger than yours during the fight scenes. proly in an attempt to keep our ego's and self image from complete destruction the govanator is in this one as Lord Kalidor to help her out. I know what your thinking but no Conan is not in this movie. And i could proly spend hours decontructing the whole no man may have me unless the defeat me thing, but i wont instead i will take an ath that no woman may have me unless they beat me in combat !! 9 also it was funny watchin her and arold try and speak english heehee)
there's a new one comin too checc out this poster
BEAST MASTER
acid winged naked people CRAZY. this is a sukky movie but in a good way. It's soo damn intertaining i cant stand it. I mean living in the northwest you see weird white people trying to talk to animals all the time. white people crak me up. you created some of the most anti-nature cultures in the world shoved them on us with colonialism (calling us primitive the whole time for revering nature) and then went bacc to granola and made beast master.....wait thats not funny.
don't really watch this you tube video but in the first minute you can tell the damage to our society that happens when we suppress the homosexual urges present in some men. Instead of meeting a guy and engaging in a healthy loving relation ship the guy who made this spent years suffering alone in anguish untill he released this poorly masked man on man porn on the world. The acting is actually better in porn.
KRULL
yea the greastest use of a shuriken in a movie with no ninjas award goes to this film. the beast the slayers, ergo the magnificent and that ill scream dying bad guys make. SWEET. the best is the wedding cermony. i wish my cermony was like that then i'd set fire to all the guest i aint like but had to invite anyway cuz they're friends of my parents.
and last.
i was drawn to this by the youtube description.
a 10 year old boy declares war on the world.
yes
Tricc or Vote!!!
If your in seattle come checc us out at the cafe vita warehouse on cap hill by nuemos doors at 8. oh and yell at toby for sendin me the tiniest flyer fuccing ever!!!!
13 October 2008
shoe's and SCIENCE!!!!!
| I'm in the 6 biatch!! honk honk!! shoes and science fiction. why? nigga look at me it's my lifestyle !! starting with the dunk and enders game by orson scott card.  the dunk dropped from heaven like mana in 1985 as the nike terminators younger cuzzin who got way cooler. i fell in love with it as halfling son! young to the ways of love the Dunk was my stacy nguyen (god i loved that girl) i was destined to not know them biblically or otherwise. well until i got a job now i know them all the time, multiple pairs mutha fucca!. (editors not: still no stacy tho. and thats sad she was the Vietnamese stacy dash even if she played me i'd be happy).  Enders game another 80's baby (also 85') was a dope book about a very intelligent kid being trained with others to defend the army against these insects from space who tore apart an space station out by jupiter. really well written. i love stories that break down the thought process of the characters. this book will help you think outside the box or you didn't get it. this was one of those fiction books that gave me a greater education than even howard zinn. v wit it. study it.  the vandal i can't even remember where i ran into the vandal. but i know i liked the name first. i thought this shoe is fuccing hard it's called a vandal. that means it's either a blood thirsty germanic tribe bent on the destruction of rome or a graffiti obsessed mutha fucca on a mission to destroy NYC. either way i needed it.  a wrinkle in time. this was formative for me as a kid. i was first introduced to this book by Mrs. Stickle in second or third grade (i had her for both years)and it blew my mind. besides changing my entire understanding of the space time continuum ( which as a shorty wasn't so sophisticated i admit, proly where most people are now though honestly) but kindled in me a life long love of adventure and exploration. thanx Madeleine L'Engle!!  Supra suprano. a newer shoe (well hella new) but one i love. look the guys over at kr3w (supra parent company) are pretty dedicated to this skate thing and so make really comfortable shoes. but they got an eye for style which makes them hard to thrash!! FUC CERS!!!   second foundation and foundations edge. Isaac asimov if science fiction is the hieroglyphics than isaac is the del. wait...no i don't like del that much. so he's the souls..s of mischief. yea all of them. this book is ill cuz it deals with this advanced form of psychology that borders on telepathy well it is. understanding this science instituted what i would call a form of personal evolution that could be constituted on a societal level. it's crazy read the whole series these books are just wild  the skytop. another supra hit. these are wild looking kinda over the top but real dope. i would like to say i was the first one on these. maybe MAYBE chad muska was on 'em first but i wouldn't bet on that. now a couple rappers rocked 'em and everybody act like they know but you don't and you never will.  Do androids dream of electric sheep by philip k. dick. Whoooooo. philip mang your fuccin wild. look i have always wondered at what really constitutes humanity. is it a particular collection of Deoxyribonucleic acid or something more. this book is an exploration of that issue.  Reebok pump Dom wilks shoe. yo i don't like sports and i thought the idea of having a pumping shoe was dumb. till they hit the blocc. the homie looked real fresh and i coveted them. y'know i still haven't had one yet. ha funny.  Dune. by frank herbert. no lie if you take the fremen thought process you got the mind state of a person dedicated to surviving the ghetto. no fuccing lie. but beyond that the book gave us a quintessential science fiction phrase "he who controls the spice controls the universe!!"  the chucc taylor allstar next to the nike cortez the most gangster shoe in the world. read my fuccing lips IN THE WORLD!  Nightfall yea isaac again. checc it a world where it only gets dark like every 2 millennia and every time it happens civilization falls apart. one person has figured it out and they have a little while to prepare everyone for the coming darkness. oh and all the most powerful people in the world are trying to stop him. i'll do another one when i Can thanx for checcin me out!! hi kirbs hows china?! |
cartoons (or cahtoons in boston)
the new 6's yea my comp is kaputsville right now so the weekly 6's are impossible. so instead i'ma do 'em when ever i can. and i can today so bam!!!! a new 6!! dedicated to my one of the greatest elements of modern childhood. The cartoon.
first and for most the grandaddy of cartoons the mutha fuccin TRANSFORMERS!!!
this cartoon was so dope i NEEDED to watch this daily. i reenacted every episode with my homies during every recess for years. and then transformers the movie dropped. SON!!! i went crazy i fuccin cried when Optimus died YO!! you felt that emotion. i KNOW you did. man they don't even make movies like this anymore. they cant they don't know how.
yea yea yea i know the real "american" hero. ha ha. my friends mom wouldn't let him play with Joes cuz she couldn't condone american militarism. Smart mom. But as a kid you ain't thinking of all that your thinking lasers oh shit hell yea. they had that filthy jet where the wings where baccwards. the battle attacc androids or B.A.T.s. Zartan and the dreadnaught, Destro and Stormshadow. that mutha fucca was BAD!! and iceberg and road blocc where the first black toys i ever had. i had a crush on jinx (still like girls who fight!). and again the movie was nuts cobra la!!! wild. but my friends mom was right american militarism is fucced up. cuz it uses our poor youth to kill the poor youth of other countries. we're being duped ya'll!
this one is the most fucced up of all the cartoons i watched though. look he got the german iron cross on his chest. which among other things was an award hitler handed out to distinguished soldiers during world war 2. And the fact that he matched nietzsche's idea of the ubermench or super man. a major inspiration for nazi ideas of the master race. And he was the epitome of manliness. he went from prince adam (timid lil boy, where all of us start ergo adam our genesis) to he-man super manly aryan ideal that men should strive for. so not only was it supporting the third riche but also it supported patriarchy. But it was fun and colorful and thats all a 5 year old expects from his cartoon. i could go way deeper into all the shit in this cartoon, but i'll let your conspiracy theory homie from high school break it down.
Ranma 1/2. trivia note rumiko takahashi is one of the richest women in japan! she created ranma half a light hearted comedy about a boy obsessed with martial arts who turns into a girl when ever he gets dowsed with cold water and bacc when hit with the opposite. this was the funniest homoerotic martial arts cartoons ever ( no really there are a lot).
thunder cats. thunder cats is as tight as he man was wak. first of all all the thunder cats are people of color. and Panthro was the black one ( you know it's true). they all lived in the 3rd world (third earth!!) and the people who lived in castles where called mutants and where descended of carrion eating animals (colonist anybody). look i probably did over analyze this cartoon. but there where not alot of shows in the 80's for a lil black kid too look up too. and this one was real. hella lessons in this one. know what i need to do a whole blog on why thunder cats thats comin' in the future.
robotech, called Macross in japan. this started my love affair with japanese animation (not called japanamation that was the name of an import company) and i love it too this day. If you judge most television shows or movies or real life to this cartoon it's found lacking. i mean this was the first cartoon i saw where people died. and hella cold blooded not in some slow motion over emotional death sequence. naw they where just out gone its war mutha fucca !!! SO REAL!!!
now the present
inu yasha. another rumiko takahashi classic. more romance but much darker. sesshomaru is the shit too. checc this out. al lil off subject never watch fushugi yugi. never. not if you value your sanity. look they spent an entire season making you fall in love with the main characters and then kill them off one by one. starting with a baby committing suicide. yea don't fucc wit it.
OBAN Star racer. i just got into this recently. real cool i love the color work in this and it has a good blend off hand drawn and CG. pretty compelling story line too. basically the human race has to when this race or be exterminated.
Venture bros. you can tell I'm getting tired of typing cuz my lil commits keep getting shorter. any way this is a spoof on the old johnny quest cartoon and i like this infinitely better. this is a well paced action packed hilarious cartoon. (like the villain called girlfriend who is a very feminine woman with the voice of a forty five year old male Nam veteran who had been smoking cigarettes before he was born). it also has some serious moments that can draw you in. all i can say is bravo.
FLCL and samurai shamploo. both great anime that mesh vary well with my personal style of life living. really thats all i can say with out revealing secrets that i'd have to kill you if you knew.
Boondocks. I'm huey freeman. no I'm fuccing serious.
AVATAR um i get emotional with this one. this is my modern thunder cats dude. this show means so much to me. I am Zuko. no really I'm even more fuccing serious. look GUY. Dealing my whole life with the feelings of worthlessness because my father didn't want me (or at least wasn't there) and all the anger and ways i thought i had to prove myself. to finally finding some kind of peace. Look watch the fuccing show ok. and be transformed.
first and for most the grandaddy of cartoons the mutha fuccin TRANSFORMERS!!!
this cartoon was so dope i NEEDED to watch this daily. i reenacted every episode with my homies during every recess for years. and then transformers the movie dropped. SON!!! i went crazy i fuccin cried when Optimus died YO!! you felt that emotion. i KNOW you did. man they don't even make movies like this anymore. they cant they don't know how.
yea yea yea i know the real "american" hero. ha ha. my friends mom wouldn't let him play with Joes cuz she couldn't condone american militarism. Smart mom. But as a kid you ain't thinking of all that your thinking lasers oh shit hell yea. they had that filthy jet where the wings where baccwards. the battle attacc androids or B.A.T.s. Zartan and the dreadnaught, Destro and Stormshadow. that mutha fucca was BAD!! and iceberg and road blocc where the first black toys i ever had. i had a crush on jinx (still like girls who fight!). and again the movie was nuts cobra la!!! wild. but my friends mom was right american militarism is fucced up. cuz it uses our poor youth to kill the poor youth of other countries. we're being duped ya'll!
this one is the most fucced up of all the cartoons i watched though. look he got the german iron cross on his chest. which among other things was an award hitler handed out to distinguished soldiers during world war 2. And the fact that he matched nietzsche's idea of the ubermench or super man. a major inspiration for nazi ideas of the master race. And he was the epitome of manliness. he went from prince adam (timid lil boy, where all of us start ergo adam our genesis) to he-man super manly aryan ideal that men should strive for. so not only was it supporting the third riche but also it supported patriarchy. But it was fun and colorful and thats all a 5 year old expects from his cartoon. i could go way deeper into all the shit in this cartoon, but i'll let your conspiracy theory homie from high school break it down.
Ranma 1/2. trivia note rumiko takahashi is one of the richest women in japan! she created ranma half a light hearted comedy about a boy obsessed with martial arts who turns into a girl when ever he gets dowsed with cold water and bacc when hit with the opposite. this was the funniest homoerotic martial arts cartoons ever ( no really there are a lot).
thunder cats. thunder cats is as tight as he man was wak. first of all all the thunder cats are people of color. and Panthro was the black one ( you know it's true). they all lived in the 3rd world (third earth!!) and the people who lived in castles where called mutants and where descended of carrion eating animals (colonist anybody). look i probably did over analyze this cartoon. but there where not alot of shows in the 80's for a lil black kid too look up too. and this one was real. hella lessons in this one. know what i need to do a whole blog on why thunder cats thats comin' in the future.
robotech, called Macross in japan. this started my love affair with japanese animation (not called japanamation that was the name of an import company) and i love it too this day. If you judge most television shows or movies or real life to this cartoon it's found lacking. i mean this was the first cartoon i saw where people died. and hella cold blooded not in some slow motion over emotional death sequence. naw they where just out gone its war mutha fucca !!! SO REAL!!!
now the present
inu yasha. another rumiko takahashi classic. more romance but much darker. sesshomaru is the shit too. checc this out. al lil off subject never watch fushugi yugi. never. not if you value your sanity. look they spent an entire season making you fall in love with the main characters and then kill them off one by one. starting with a baby committing suicide. yea don't fucc wit it.
OBAN Star racer. i just got into this recently. real cool i love the color work in this and it has a good blend off hand drawn and CG. pretty compelling story line too. basically the human race has to when this race or be exterminated.
Venture bros. you can tell I'm getting tired of typing cuz my lil commits keep getting shorter. any way this is a spoof on the old johnny quest cartoon and i like this infinitely better. this is a well paced action packed hilarious cartoon. (like the villain called girlfriend who is a very feminine woman with the voice of a forty five year old male Nam veteran who had been smoking cigarettes before he was born). it also has some serious moments that can draw you in. all i can say is bravo.
FLCL and samurai shamploo. both great anime that mesh vary well with my personal style of life living. really thats all i can say with out revealing secrets that i'd have to kill you if you knew.
Boondocks. I'm huey freeman. no I'm fuccing serious.
AVATAR um i get emotional with this one. this is my modern thunder cats dude. this show means so much to me. I am Zuko. no really I'm even more fuccing serious. look GUY. Dealing my whole life with the feelings of worthlessness because my father didn't want me (or at least wasn't there) and all the anger and ways i thought i had to prove myself. to finally finding some kind of peace. Look watch the fuccing show ok. and be transformed.
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